That's what she said.
So…beware the Ides of April?

So…beware the Ides of April?

This is one of the best marketing campaigns I’ve ever seen.

This is one of the best marketing campaigns I’ve ever seen.

Made the mistake of starting The Conjuring late night. #neversleepingagain

Fun at Ryleigh’s Hunt Valley with some faves

Fun at Ryleigh’s Hunt Valley with some faves

I am this dog’s favorite pillow.

I am this dog’s favorite pillow.

BG: I don’t care, it’s your money.
Me: I thought you said it was “our money?”
BG: There’s “our money” and there’s “your money.” I know the difference.

Me: Do I have a big butt?
BG: I like your butt.
Me: That didn’t answer my question.
BG: …I like your butt.

My mouth needs a save to drafts folder.
Much nicer than that ugly orange collar…

Much nicer than that ugly orange collar…

Happy Baseball Season!  Let’s Go O’s!

Happy Baseball Season! Let’s Go O’s!