February 2012
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Job description.
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Is Taylor Swift drunk on Ellen?
I’m confused. Isn’t she like 17 or something?
I'm not Catholic, but I thought about giving up...
thesemicullen:
But then I realized I’d never open my mouth.
My sarcasm got me in trouble in my review, did I tell you guys that?
Anonymous asked: How did you and BG meet?
LOLMeg: Four horrible things you probably have in... →
classyfoodmofo:
1.) Kraft Parmesan cheese
Why you have it: You’re a lazy, stupid asshole.
Why you shouldn’t have it: Somewhere in Illinois, Kraft has a factory where it “manufactures” the stuff that it sells in those green cans. Unbeknownst to most, the “factory” is actually what is…
This made me laugh.
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Thank you everyone for the well wishes. The stints come out of my nose today…
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My Tumblr Buddy is the best.
Not only did I get a Valentine’s day package, a couple days later I get a notification from Starbucks that Jane Doe has given me the gift of caffeinated beverages.
Apparently I kept asking for waffle fries when I came out of anesthesia.
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Ouch.
Ouch.
On my way into sinus surgery. I’m sure I’ll say something stupid when I come out of anesthesia, I’ll make sure BG tells me later.
BG has been in the shower for a full half hour. I think he’s trying to drown himself out of playing nurse to me this weekend. In other news, the dogs are snoring on each side of me.
Speed is on.
I love this movie, including Keanu’s bad acting.
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Wine-themed.
V-day revolved around wine: I got him wine from Crushed Cellars in VA, he got me an aerator, and we had dinner at The Wine Market.
jackiegarlich:
I Will Follow You Into the Dark...
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If sinus surgery gets rid of these headaches, I will get up a 7 am on the weekends to workout.
That’s a lie.
Whitney.
My first tape (!) single was Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You,” and I would walk around with my headphones on my Walkman (!) and just belt it incessantly. RIP Whitney and the decades of fantastic music you gave us.
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seejadeblog replied to your post: There is such thing as dog autism.
squirrels can have down syndrome. I don’t know if we’re just sharing facts or if something bad happened. If something bad happened then I love you!
Just leaving this here.
This little city...
It never ceases to amaze me. At a friend’s place for dinner last night to send Ann off into surgery in style, I was proverbially hit over the head when I realized that I was in Highfield House, product of Mies van der Rohe (!!!).
There is such thing as dog autism.
And if I’m not mistaken, Blue has it.
Not supposed to, but...
Wine just tastes so good…
“Threats and ultimatums are the glue of love. Without it, we’re no better...”
– Mike & Molly
yellowonesdontstop replied to your link: The Architecture Meltdown
Personally, I blame Ted Mosby.
Lacey FTW
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The Architecture Meltdown →
Interesting article in Salon about the decline of architecture…
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Take the internet away from me.
Call me a big baby, but the more I read about frontal sinusotomy, turbinate reduction, and balloon sinuplasty, the more I’m regretting having this surgery done.
Smoothies
Can a girl get some recipes? The only things I’m not really a fan of in my smoothies: peanut butter and chocolate. Those go better in a candy bar, which I’m not going to be allowed to have.
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I'm very loyal to ibuprofen.
But for the next 2-3 weeks, I can’t take anything for headaches but acetaminophen. Reason #164 I’m dreading sinus surgery.
Between Eli Manning, Tom Brady, and Madonna
c-newt:
Gay people have never had more reasons to watch the super bowl.
Reblog times infinity
I don't care what anyone says
Kelly Clarkson can give me goosebumps when she sings beautiful songs (reference American Idol Season 1 and Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You”)
Is it too late to start making new years...
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On the phone with my mom, who is playing with makeup with my nieces, and I hear the 3 year old say in the background, “I got this green shit all over my face.”
Overheard in the Office: No School
Coworker’s daughter: This paint color is called “expressive plum.” You may as well call it “emotional purple.” These names are stupid.
January 2012
54 posts
I love when people ask me what I blog about. Essentially, this: