December 2010
168 posts
jmarsshit replied to your post: On nicknaming her gentleman friend “Juan Valdez”…
So giving nicknames to men in your lives is something you do all the time, and not just so that you can reference them on the internet? Is this normal female behavior?
Its pretty normal for me, but I do that with just about everyone. Anyone with the name Lindsay (Lindsey) will always be called...
On nicknaming her gentleman friend "Juan...
Megan: but i guess, free transportation me: if you live on a mountain Megan: i mean, colombia has a pretty raging civil war I think we would need to take the pesos and some cofffee and maybe one donkey and get the hell out
ladyofleisuredc replied to your post: On running my own foot over with my own car…
I hope your foot is okay- what about your car?
The Red Rollerskate and I are no longer friends.
me: i haven’t had a panic attack in a while, i’m about due for one Brittany: we have far too much in common for this to be safe
walex replied to your post: bethwchi replied to your post: What would be the…
I need to find myself a puma. As a grad student it is most fiscally responsible.
I’d check craigslist…
How to spot a meth lab...
bethwchi replied to your post: What would be the most important piece of information you could bestow upon a puma in training?
I’m 29 dating a 25 yr old….am I a puma?
That would make you a puma, yes. But not a puma-in-training. We’ll save that for the high school seniors clawing their way to the top with the freshman quarterback.
On running my own foot over with my own car...
I had just picked up my dog from boarding, and my car wouldn’t start. So I pulled my e-brake, got out, and was standing there, trying to figure out what my next move was (“Do I just call AAA or do I get someone to try to jump me?”) when my car started rolling backwards…and over my foot. Apparently I have to use both hands to pull the e-brake.
I just ran over my own foot with my own car.
Sometimes I shock myself with my stupidity.
therealjmar asked: What would be the most important piece of information you could bestow upon a puma in training?
Truthful Tuesday vs. TMI Tuesday. Hit me with your best shot?
Dad: “The operation wasn’t so bad, but this part is a pain in the ass.”
Mom: (sarcastically) “Oh really?”
Dad: “Fuck you.”
Apparently I'm a turophile.
vneckandacardigan:
That is: a connoisseur of cheese, a cheese fancier.
Thanks to Jessica’s father for this.
What she said.
Will Run For Chocolate: cougartraining: My dad had... →
willrunforchocolate:
cougartraining:
My dad had one of his knees replaced this morning. He keeps telling the nurses that he’s gonna scamper around like a monkey. When the nurses tell him not today, he calls them mouthy bitches.
My new fam, love it! When I talked to him last night he was complaining about…
This could easily turn into a “Sh*t My Dad Says” blog. He just...
My dad had one of his knees replaced this morning. He keeps telling the nurses that he’s gonna scamper around like a monkey. When the nurses tell him not today, he calls them mouthy bitches.
jesssica:
mcdavis:
Run-DMC - Christmas in...
“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake! Think about the Baby Jesus, up in that tower,...”
– Karen Walker
(via jilianlea)
Relevant.
Conversations with Momma Dukes...
Mom: Deck the halls with balls of holly… Me: Boughs Mom: I like balls Me: I bet you do. Mom: Not anymore.
mynameisabi asked: Watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' with the parents, and one of the questions was:
"What is the term given to an older woman hunting for younger men"
Then the presenter said something like "A puma is the name given to a cougar in training"
You're famous! :D
"What is the term given to an older woman hunting for younger men"
Then the presenter said something like "A puma is the name given to a cougar in training"
You're famous! :D
therealjmar asked: What's the last big adventure that you've had? Do you have another planned, or is spontaneity required?
TMI TUESDAY
You may ask me questions here, but I have a question for you…
Who is your ultimate Tumblr crush? Not just the person you like the most posts from, but the person you have a middle school crush on?
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thecautiousabandon:
rahummel:
I’m looking forward to meeting Juan Valdez
AKA The Donkey Leader
AKA Medium-Sized
rahummel replied to your post: AHHH! I have been getting ocular migraines for about 5 years now! The first time I experienced one I thought I was totally losing my vision, it was SO scary! I went through a period of time where I got them almost daily at work when I was in front of my computer screen. I almost never meet people who have them, and when I try to explain them to someone who doesn’t...
6twenty1 asked: AHHH! I have been getting ocular migraines for about 5 years now! The first time I experienced one I thought I was totally losing my vision, it was SO scary! I went through a period of time where I got them almost daily at work when I was in front of my computer screen. I almost never meet people who have them, and when I try to explain them to someone who doesn't get it - they just...
lovespugs replied to your post: Ever had an ocular migraine? Feels like this:
Those are the worst. The first time I had it I wasn’t sure what was going on, I thought I was losing vision in my left eye.
I’d have been spazzing out if my project manager hadn’t been next to me and explained what it was. I swore to her I only had one margarita last night.
PS: It’s really hard...
Ever had an ocular migraine? Feels like this:
Overheard in the office...
Boss Lady: “Has anyone ever heard of ‘Xibitz?’” Coworker: “Yeah, he’s a rapper.” Boss Lady (to person on the phone): “The only thing i’m getting here is that he’s a rapper.”
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: i think today should be official scott friday day too. i mean, it's been 34 years, what's the hold up? it'd be a national holiday and we'd all have the day off. i like it.
rahummel:
While walking to Canton last night, Brit, Jessie and I sang the Twelve Days of Christmas. Reason number 238 why I love this time of year: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
me: so ann i have to ask did i actually know the words to 12 days of christmas while we were singing it? Megan: haha I hope you made up your own lyrics Ann: “ann. no. i...
Kristen: blah how is babygap me: i may or may not have scared the bejesus out of him Kristen: why did you tell him santa’s not real? me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
On haircuts...
There is nothing like pampering to make you feel like you can kick the world’s ass. After Thursday’s haircut:
