February 2011
73 posts
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Attn: Dudes
When a girl, who you cheated on, lied to, and called a whore and a gold digger, tells you to never contact her again, blocks your 3 email addresses and your phone number, and you haven’t heard from her in 3 months, do not create a new email address and send her a bogus message about some letter just to see if she will respond.
January 2011
103 posts
thisstepsforward-deactivated201 asked: Oh?! So you can go to Savannah and not come to Charleston. THE HUMANITY!
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At the last winery, I not only drank but bought cheese and wine flavored chapstick.
4 wineries down, 1 to go.
Tonight is dangerous.
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True Story
Sergeant Voll of the Howard County Sheriff’s Department told me at a meeting today that some people throw their bags of weed on the belt when they empty their pockets to walk through security.
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I rarely talk about very important items on this blog, but this week has not been a good week. Please keep the following people in your thoughts and prayers and hearts and whatever may be:
Carol and husband Ben
My cousin Adam, his wife, Uncle Tom & Aunt Vickie
My cousin Leslie, her baby Quinn, boyfriend John
Season's first storm slows, even stops travelers →
So…this sucked. But the thundersnow was pretty cool for the first of the four hours I was stuck.
3 hours and still not home. Fuck me, I’m moving back to Florida.
Lindsay: one of my clients just beat the crap out of one of my other clients…the good part is the one who got his ass kicked has short term memory loss and has already forgotten about it… he just said…why does my back hurt…and someone said…you got in a fight…and he said…with who? I’m going to kick their ass! thought that one might cheer you up
Dear Mother Nature,
You’re a whore. When’s summer?
Favorite Dinner
I’ve been eating this for over 20 years.
Chicken and Vegetables in White Wine Over Wild Rice
2-3 lbs boneless, skinless chicken breats
chardonnay
chicken broth
2 medium carrots
the tender part of 2 medium leeks
4-6 celery stalks
1/4 tsp tarragon
1 bay leaf
salt and pepper
Cut the vegetables into 1 1/2” pieces, and toss with salt, pepper, tarragon, and bay leaf. Cut the...
Truthful Tuesday
I hit the snooze button eleven times yesterday. ELEVEN. That means I overslept my intended wake-up call by 99 minutes.
caitlinplus1:
rennatta:
Fiona Apple -...
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For lunch today:
Macaroni and cheese with cheese on top and cheesy croutons.
I have like one good quality that I can count on...
fauxprose:
Sorry if I offended you by stating the blatantly obvious.
I can counter my great hair day with the fact that I definitely accidentally got my boot in the toilet trying to flush it, I stepped in my dog’s shit…AFTER WATCHING HIM DO IT AND ATTEMPTING TO PICK IT UP, and I accidentally held the Bloom’s Views on two of my fucking library books.
I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO SAY THAT I HAVE...
Sparkling Pants: Happy news and a reminder →
completelytaken:
ramshackleglam:
great news.
the-other-burg:
sparklingpants:
The dog who was abandoned in the snowstorm found a home! Here is an excerpt from ScoutingNY’s update that I think is an important reminder. I could not agree more.
Please remember: while this dog has found a home, there are literally thousands in shelters that are in desperate need of a…
Weird when...
sparklyofmyveryown:
just gonna leave this here
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Dressing up in 80's clothes to go see an 80's... →
Wanted: A New Best Friend For The Dog Who Survived...
thecranium:
A cruel person left this dog chained to the pedestrian walkway on the Williamsburg Bridge during the massive snow storm the other day. A nice person noticed her on his way to work and rescued her. Now he needs someone to give her a forever home! Read the whole story here.
NYC readers! Please read and help if you can.
When I’m walking by the water Come up...
I got soul but I’m not a soldier…